For something to be “random” it must be proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern. Or in statistics: of or characterizing a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen. Or informally (and here is where people get annoyed): odd and unpredictable in an amusing way.
Blame snake people, if you want.
Visit the Random Text Generator and generate a text by selecting “go.” Select some words from your generated text. Then head over to Random.org and enter those words (in any order) into the List Randomizer.
Write a found list poem by using these two generators together. Share the results in the comments!